Daniel's TV Blog

OK so IACGMOOH is really entertaining. I'm glad I'm giving over five hours of my week to this show. Lots of crazy things happened this week. (Caution, spoilers)

Heidi and Spencer came back. After spending the night praying in the stupid Love Shack, they were eligible to come back to camp. But first their return had to be approved by the other campers. They voted and Speidi was allowed to return. Yet it seemed like less than a day and they were gone again. This time was due to Heidi's illness which was most likely because she wasn't eating. She went to a local clinic who sent her to a real hospital in the Costa Rica capitol of San Jose. And thus they were gone for good. Thank the gods. As a happy atheist, I'm very happy they were on the show. They were the most typical new Christians from my experience and I think their retarded attitudes will turn some possible converts away from stupid organized religion. Go Speitards!

The "coming up" announcer is so lame. On Monday he said something like this. "Coming up, will Heidi and Spencer be allowed back into camp. And later, Heidi doesn't like was Janice is saying." Well if Heidi and Janice have an argument, of course that means they are allowed back to camp. Lame!

Holly is in, Daniel is out. Holly Montag, Heidi's sister was added to the show. She is nothing like her sister. I think she is possibly the most comfortable women in the jungle. And in the elimination this week, Daniel Baldwin was voted out. It's too bad I really loved the Steven-Daniel dynamic.

Sanjaya is straight? The show is setting up a love connection between Holly and Sanjaya. Is it real? Is it just a friendship? Is it a gay-fag hag relationship? Whatever it is it's cute.

Janice is a crazy kleptomaniac. She has no idea where the cameras are. So she was completely unaware they caught her stealing food on night vision camera. She is a huge waste of skin.

Patti is completely delusional. She went on and on about how their friends abandoned her husband. She is completely incapable of seeing any other point of view. If there was obvious audio evidence that one of my friend-colleagues was comically over the top corrupt, I'd abandon him/her too. Stop being a stupid emotional woman and think about your ridiculous over the top situation from an objection point of view for once.

In this post I coined the term "Speitard". It will be sweeping the nation very soon.

Labels: I'm a Celebrity, Speitard

Two words: Frangela. And two more words: Speidi. I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here is going to be the biggest guilty pleasure of the summer. All the shows will be talking about it this week and the next couple weeks. I watched the first episode today on Hulu and then the first 10 minutes of tonight's episodes. I'll watch the rest tomorrow. Frangela, a comic duo of Francine and Angela, are just hilarious. They are best known for their years on Best Week Ever. They are the perfect alternatives to the incredibly spoiled Spencer and Heidi from the Hills. Every day these two sleep through chores, skip the challenges and threaten to leave. The president of NBC/Universal had to talk to the biggest douchebag in the world to convince him to stay the first night. Spencer totally spazzed out at Francine (or Angela) for something she didn't even do which sparked a huge yelling war. Frangela just treat them like the children they are and get on. Plus they routines are great during the confessionals. Their bit this evening about the end of the trauma tank was hilarious. Don't miss out on the pop culture event of June.

Labels: Get Me Out Of Here?, I'm a Celebrity